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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/booknews/6194031/The-Lost-Symbol-and-The-Da-Vinci-Code-author-Dan-Browns-20-worst-sentences.html

ha.

1. in particular is fucking awful, like something you'd write in a GCSE English class.
   

Ha, that's brilliant! I feel justified in my snobbery now!

Reminiscent of this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNfQ0ORwSDM

^ love that 'Extensive canon of chillers'

"I'm one of the few people you'll meet who've written more books than they've read."

"This is going to be the most significant televisual event since Quantum Leap......and I do not say that lightly"

Garth Marenghi is fucking AMAZING. The whole show is painfully funny and brilliantly well done.

He does sound rubbish. I liked this though:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-%26-entertainment/guardian-readers-prepare-for-dan-brown-sneerathon-200909162065/

They're just jealous that their own writing is too shit to sell as much as Brown. Losers.

Yeah - why waste time picking them out. Stupid journalists.

Let us instead rejoice the brilliance of dark place.

Hippy's spot-on.

They're just jealous that their own writing is too shit to sell as much as Brown. Losers.

well, they can be motivated by envy and still right about his terrible books.

His books read a bit like movies transferred to paper but I enjoyed reading them. I don't critique stuff I read though, I either enjoy it, don't enjoy it, learn from it or don't learn from it. Aussies can't complain about anyone else's writing :)

Plus, why does everyone always have to fucking complain about stuff all the time? Gets boring. Esp grammer!

Hippy's spot-on.

Hippy's spot on what?

Hippy's opinion on this matter is spot-on, as in, correct.

"Spot-on is also British slang meaning "just so" or "exactly right"."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spot-on

Garth Marenghi is fucking AMAZING. The whole show is painfully funny and brilliantly well done.

+1, absolutely side-splitting hilarious. My favourite line, and there are many, has to be Marengi's comment on batteries in the Scotch Mist episode. I pimped that series out to anyone who'd listen back then.

haaaaaahahahahahaa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH4_mZh-bj8

Plus, why does everyone always have to fucking complain about stuff all the time? Gets boring. Esp grammer!

Dick.