LFGSS Photo Poster 2009

PS: now that i think about it, i have a tiny favour to ask.
i buy you a beer if you would be so kind and:

• massify my thighs and calves a little
  
• clean up possible facial skin defects
  
• symmetricise my eyes/brows
  
• reshape the left brow, it's always the left one that bugs me
  
• shorten my chin a bit
  
• staighten y nose, i hate that it is a bit kinked, may be i'll do something about it, ja i should.
  
• shorten my neck, i hate when i look like a giraffe!
  
• push the blue or my pupils a bit
  
• brighten the rest of my eyes and clear the little imperfection in my right eye while you are at it, will you, please.
  
• either remove the scare on my leg or better just add a tad blood to it, as if it just happened, to underline the awesome coolness of my character
  
• i leave widening my shoulders up to you, but i think you should consider it, at least
  
  
  

... and if you would be so kind and extract my bike from the picture, i made up my mind about the replacement now, please insert fiddy's black fort. thank you very much.

reeen steals the thread ... again.