Got this for a fiver

Triple Fried Egg - Chilli Chutney - Sandwich

• 3 eggs
  
• 2 slices white "Toasting" bread - untoasted
  
• 1 tab Chili Sauce
  

• 1 tab Mango Chutney

  Fry 3 eggs hard (Break yolks). Put on bread with Chili sauce and chutney. Eat before bread dissolves.
  *This novelty dish will make you feel like you are about to have a baby.*