So have a spare few hours in central London tomorrow morning

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  • go for a wander round spitalfields market in liverpool street. or camden market.

  • I'm thinking that all these suggestions of food are not helping, sounds like lynx is doing ramadan

    Do I look fucking religious?

  • jog round the canal

  • if you're on foot you've got two fantastic options.

    1) cross over into the south side of baker street (follow the direction the traffic is going) then cut off right into Marylebone village and have a wander.

    2) go and have a walk round regent's park. feed some ducks and shit like that. today is perfect for that, you will feel like the world and its seasons are beautiful.

    whatever you do don't got to tussaud's, it's about the crappest place in the whole world unless you have a paraphilia for a tuxedo'd Alan Titchmarsh in wax form. At a push that would be the only time I would recommend ever going to Tussaud's, if your lifelong unfulfilled sexual need was to touch a wax effigy of Alan Tichmarsh wearing a tuxedo. Standing next to a grinning, wax, tuxedo'd Morgan Freeman, complete with earring. The disparity of that coupling will stay with me forever, as will the disparity between the complete pointlessness of the place and the thousands of foreigners that get excited about it every single day of the year.

  • Who can guess who this is suupposed to be then?


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  • or this......


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  • ^The trail of bodies suggests yes.

    Lynx, go to the Thornbury Castle 29 Enford Street (opposite side of the Marylebone Rd from the Landmark Hotel.) and get the Thornbury burger. Egg, bacon, cheese and sausage as well as the burger. and they keep their beer very well too.

    Thanks BQ, I might have to try this but those that know me, not the beer, I pass the TC every night.

    I recommend the original poster ride from Marylebone (or walk I'm still not sure if they have a bike) to Ken Gardens, then Serpentine Museum & if they are really feeling excited a stroll or ride up to Portobello as far as Golborne road. That will take the morning and one doesn't have to spend any money if they don't want to.

  • whatever you do don't got to tussaud's, it's about the crappest place in the whole world

    But you have to go to know that... and one man's crap is another man's orgasmic delight.

    I've not been. I worked next to it for a couple of years but couldn't bring myself to dodge the hoards of tourists. Oh, and it's pretty costly..

  • Go on the game for a bit. Use the money to buy a bike to ride around on for the rest of your trip.

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So have a spare few hours in central London tomorrow morning

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