Daily Mail in cycling shocker!

I hope that everyone soon realises that time is about up on this thread...

I hope someone on his cooking show calls him a "grumpy old man" and he passes them some ham.

I hope that he hears a Duran Duran song on the radio in the morning and then can't get it out of his head all day.

Dude, you're not meant to wish nice things on him...

I hope this ends here

Look! Superprecise and Multigrooves are friends with the fucker!

Burn them too!

^you miserable fat fuck.

Very good. Goes on the look a likes thread though
^No it doesn't, fuckface.

hahahahahhahahahahh gold
I expected no better from you, pleb,

Gold!
...and you can hold your tounge!

Fucking Anne Robinson?!!! You fuckers can all go to hell!
THEY GOT ME DOWN AS AINSLEY FUCKING HARRIOT!!!
bleak times...again

MG, I swear to Gawd, that bleak is your favourite word!!!

I hope James Martin walks across my path, falls over at how ugly I am, so I can point and laugh after stomping/jumping on his baws with my feet.

I hope he has to get up as early as I do

I hope the producers of Saturday Kitchen have booked Chris Hoy as the guest this weekend...

Just for the record, Ainsley Harriott's a cunt as well.

..sorry, he just gives me the creeps!

I hope he buys a "50 Plus" magazine from his local newsagents, thinking it refers to breast size, but when he gets home and removes the plastic wrapper realises it refers to age.

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I hope this thread never stops and haunts him til his grave.

If you put James Martin in a room with Jeremy Clarkson, Jonathan Ross and Jeremy Kyle, they'd all point him out as the cunt.

James Martin the cunt in countryside.

I've heard that even Clive Anderson thinks James Martin's a cunt.

I hope he gets tree sap on his fingers.

I hope he peels a banana but it has lots of brown squidgy bits.

I hope he gets a bug on his windscreen and use of the washers and wipers only serves to smear it in an arc across his vision.

I hope he peed on the toliet seat, forget about it and went in for a poo eventually.

who's calling in to the show tomorrow then?

This just in:
"tmos.editor@mailonsunday.co.uk" to me
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2:00 pm (43 minutes ago)

Dear Mr xxxxxxxx,

Thank you very much for your email about last week's James Martin column.

I would like to assure you that it was not James Martin's intention to
offend any cyclist, or to condone any form of reckless driving.

This article was intended to be humorous, but was clearly misjudged and
both he and I, on behalf of The Mail on Sunday, apologise for any offence
we may have caused you.

Yours sincerely,

Peter Wright
Editor
The Mail on Sunday

Northcliffe House
2 Derry Street
London, W8 5TS

t. +44 (0) 20 7938 6118 f. +44 (0) 20 7937 6721

According to the latest CTC email newsletter, the police have contacted them (the CTC) and would like to speak to the cyclists involved. (If they exist)
Ha

This just in:
"tmos.editor@mailonsunday.co.uk" to me
show details
2:00 pm (43 minutes ago)

Dear Mr CUNT,

Thank you very much for your email about last week's James Martin column.

I would like to assure you that it was not James Martin's intention to
offend any cyclist, or to condone any form of reckless driving.

This article was intended to be humorous, but was clearly misjudged and
both he and I, on behalf of The Mail on Sunday, apologise for any offence
we may have caused you.

Yours sincerely,

Peter Wright
Editor
The Mail on Sunday

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Northcliffe House
2 Derry Street
London, W8 5TS

t. +44 (0) 20 7938 6118 f. +44 (0) 20 7937 6721

Fixed

Lol . . thats a good article, in fact probably the only dececent thing i have read in that rag for many a year

+1

I hope James Martin stumbles across an entertaining thread on a favorite forum, and weighs in with a witty post, but does so just at the point that everyone's stopped following the thread, so that no one ever sees it.

Peter Andre is the celeb guest of Saturday Kitchen.

Come on, someone needs to call the show. Double whammy!