Happy slapped by toerags on a moped

When my dad and I were cycling to Glasgow a few years back someone chucked a banana skin at him and started making monkey noises and shouting the typical racist nonsense. The people in the car couldn't have seen the queue at the traffic lights 30 metres ahead. As my dad I approached a few seconds later they -in what must have been blind panic-pulled out to make an escape only to be hit side on by an oncoming van. Thankfully no one was hurt and once the police arrived the driver was arrested.

MAGIC!
Thats made my morning