Happy Slapped....

I got 'happy slapped' (if that's what the kids are still calling it) yesterday.

A black renault clio overtook me really close, the passenger leaned out and slapped me on the arse.....there was an almighty crack and the car sped off.

I expect the noise was his hand/wrist breaking as the stupid fucker managed to hit my d-lock which was in my pocket.

Instant Karma. :)

That was Tynan...

where ? did you get a number plate ?

ha ha ha serves the fcuker right......

I got 'happy slapped' (if that's what the kids are still calling it) yesterday.

A black renault clio overtook me really close, the passenger leaned out and slapped me on the arse.....there was an almighty crack and the car sped off.

I expect the noise was his hand/wrist breaking as the stupid fucker managed to hit my d-lock which was in my pocket.

Instant Karma. :)

down ayrshire way or up in the mean streets of glasgow?

down ayrshire way or up in the mean streets of glasgow?

The mean streets of Glasgow - climbing St. Vincent street.

A black Clio with silver 'tribal' style stickers on the sides and a stupidly big exhaust so keep an eye out!

ha!

i want to see the video his mate in the back was taking together with the scream afterwards!

a description of said car
lets hope he keeps it hidden away or it might get dented ! ? ..... perhaps ( this forum does not condone the damage to toerags cars )

would be mean though if someone put paint stripper on the car somewhere (I suggest nitromors) works a treat on most painted surfaces ( alternatively a good sharpened screwdriver might do an equally good job )

The mean streets of Glasgow - climbing St. Vincent street.

A black Clio with silver 'tribal' style stickers on the sides and a stupidly big exhaust so keep an eye out!

will do, last thing i want is my bum felt aff some wee ned in glasgow. hope his wrist/hand is proper fucked today. bet he wont do that again in a hurry if it is.

nothing wrong with a bit of ass slapping. i have experienced a rise in people Screaming/shouting as they pass. was talking to mcarthy about this at wests. 5 times in recent weeks i have had a car drive past and kids shouting/screaming as they pass.
doesn't make a lot of sense but thats children for you

I keep a dead Squirrel in my pocket ready to throw through the open window when this happens- sudden dramatic rise in screaming warms the cockles of my heart.

would be mean though if someone put paint stripper on the car somewhere (I suggest nitromors) works a treat on most painted surfaces
I can in no way confirm that brake fluid works just as well, and pours more easily.

drats, i thought the title was "hippy slapped"

You'd have felt the tremors in Ealing if that had happened.

Having had some cunts do the same to me coming up turners hill. Allegedly a full water bottle can break a car window, will try this out next time!

sure can, just don't break the seal.

Having had some cunts do the same to me coming up turners hill. Allegedly a full water bottle can break a car window, will try this out next time!

similar thing happened to me this morning, the last thing i wanted to was to throw a couple of pieces of broken spark plugs at the c***s windows, because of my spark plug phobia.

Love the instant justice with slapping the D-lock.

Think it'd make my day if that happened to me though. The chance to shout "Oooo baby, yes!!! HARDER!!!" at them would have me in stitches for the rest of the ride.

will do, last thing i want is my bum felt aff some wee ned in glasgow. hope his wrist/hand is proper fucked today. bet he wont do that again in a hurry if it is.

It sounded proper fucked. I could hear the noise of something breaking over the sound of his chav beats.

^^^^^ I am genuinely crying with laughter.

I must be a sick man to find that funny.

Although I should have been raging....I couldn't stop smiling.

I wanted to catch them up to see how bad it was but couldn't for laughing - you know when you laugh so much you go all weak? Yup.

Phone the local hospital and see if anyone with a broken hand walked into casualty 15 mins after the incident ;o)))) send him some flowers

nothing wrong with a bit of ass slapping. i have experienced a rise in people Screaming/shouting as they pass. was talking to mcarthy about this at wests. 5 times in recent weeks i have had a car drive past and kids shouting/screaming as they pass.
doesn't make a lot of sense but thats children for you

what sort of cunt lets their kids hang out of the window and abuse people though?

great future :(

whatever keeps them quiet