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@Greasy_Slag
i hope he is busting for a piss and heads into the train station toilet. finds the seat down and has to pull it up, but on doing so finds his fingers in a dry and slighly gammay piss that has collected on the underside of the toilet seat. on finding someone elses stale gammay piss on his the fingers of his pissing hand he has a decision to use the hand, or try with the other.
on trying with the other he realises his fingers aren't dexterous to get a good hold on his little cock and ends up pissing all down his white trousers.. then the flush breaks