Daily Mail in cycling shocker!

I hope he writes a wrong number on the ticket in Argos so when his number is called to the desk they give him the wrong item.

I hope he buys a pair of trousers that make him bum look big.

Him bum im big ready man.

You mean even bigger Balki.
You're a harsh, harsh man!

Him bum im big ready man.

lol, WTF.

Countdown....... 50, 49, 48
I know you're all thinking it.
Fingers at the ready.....

Aye, t'll riddy got biggumbum for dats fattass innit bruvva.

+1

It's official... James Martin has a mini chopper!
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*http://www.thereallyusefulstore.co.uk/P~140647~James+Martin+Mini+Chopper+ZX590

Him bum im big ready man.

I have no issue with another man's sexuality, it's largely none of my concern if you're gay. But James Martin? That's not natural and I think Tynan will back me up that it's entirely against God.

Jesus. What a bunch of whinging f*cks.
A little joke in a newspaper article, and you are all throwing your tofu burgers up in the air.

Some of you will hearing from my lawyer, with regards to some of the comments and pictures above. These slanderous attacks are out of order.

Also, if these stupid little jokes are what keep you all amused during the day, it is no wonder that you are all jealous of my beautiful house, all my cars and my millions Why don't you do some work instead of trying to save the whales and eating lentils. I didn't get to where I am now by posting on a pathetic bike forum.

cunt

Jesus. What a bunch of whinging f*cks.
A little joke in a newspaper article, and you are all throwing your tofu burgers up in the air.

Some of you will hearing from my lawyer, with regards to some of the comments and pictures above. These slanderous attacks are out of order.

Also, if these stupid little jokes are what keep you all amused during the day, it is no wonder that you are all jealous of my beautiful house, all my cars and my millions Why don't you do some work instead of trying to save the whales and eating lentils. I didn't get to where I am now by posting on a pathetic bike forum.

Best troll Evah. Whoever is responsible can consider themselves repped.

I call OOL

Jesus. What a bunch of whinging f*cks.
A little joke in a newspaper article, and you are all throwing your tofu burgers up in the air.

Some of you will hearing from my lawyer, with regards to some of the comments and pictures above. These slanderous attacks are out of order.

Also, if these stupid little jokes are what keep you all amused during the day, it is no wonder that you are all jealous of my beautiful house, all my cars and my millions Why don't you do some work instead of trying to save the whales and eating lentils. I didn't get to where I am now by posting on a pathetic bike forum.

*Spits out mouthful of rye bread and hummus

ool

I hope he forgot his umbrella today

You got there first balki

I call OOL

I move to guarantee him a permanent and unassailable lifetime membership for this piece of genius. Beautiful.

Hael?

I am deadly serious.
I don't want to get involved in your childish insult slanging - I want to find out who is responsible for the slander and have them punished.

I am not here to f*ck spiders.

if you're really james martin, how do you spatchcock a chicken?

I am deadly serious.
I don't want to get involved in your childish insult slanging - I want to find out who is responsible for the slander and have them punished.

I am not here to f*ck spiders.

Time to start a slander list

1) Balki
2) OOL
3) Paul-Michel
4) Michel-Paul

Friends

James Martin has not made any friends yet

I didnt slander him... I only wished mild and repeated misfortune

Isnt that right, James?

Does calling James Martin an utter cunt actually constitute slander?

Can we move on please?