Daily Mail in cycling shocker!

Jesus. What a bunch of whinging f*cks.
A little joke in a newspaper article, and you are all throwing your tofu burgers up in the air.

Some of you will hearing from my lawyer, with regards to some of the comments and pictures above. These slanderous attacks are out of order.

Also, if these stupid little jokes are what keep you all amused during the day, it is no wonder that you are all jealous of my beautiful house, all my cars and my millions Why don't you do some work instead of trying to save the whales and eating lentils. I didn't get to where I am now by posting on a pathetic bike forum.

cunt