Daily Mail in cycling shocker!

look! Superprecise and multigrooves are friends with the fucker!

Burn them too!

hahahahahhahahahahh gold

I hope he develops some kind of embarrassing nervous tic.

Look! Superprecise and Multigrooves are friends with the fucker!

Burn them too!

Gold!

I hope he reads this storms out his house and slams his door to hear a dull thud, thinking he has knocked his portrait off the wall with the force at which he slammed the door he runs back opening the door finding that he can open it all the way as it was his elderly mother who had just fallen down the stairs, he shouts "mum" "muuuuuuuuuum" and forces the door open which breaks her neck, he steps in slips on her piss falls over bangs his funny bone cant laugh as he just remembered he forgot to plug in his car last night leaving it with that red line through the battery icon and has to get the bus.

He looks like he has an itchy bottom.

makes me sad, same attitude that saw Zak Carr killed, some people seem to forget that cyclists are people too

90 Guests watching this thread. Have to say they don't get easily offended.

Fucking Anne Robinson?!!! You fuckers can all go to hell!

I hope that he unknowingly treads in dog poo, touches it when taking his shoes off, then rubs his eyes and gets glaucoma.

90 Guests watching this thread. Have to say they don't get easily offended.

Hiya James!!!

you twat.

I hope he steps in a dog turd and then gets it on the carpet that he has on the floor in his house.

I hope he calls me like he said he would

May his next poo be a cactus and the boils on his bum burst and blind him.

Yet more evidence of how much of a Twat the man is.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3534534/TV-chef-James-Martins-stepmother-wins-damages-over-ugliest-woman-ever-met-jibe.html

We should sue!

Hi James!

Yet more evidence of how much of a Twat the man is.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3534534/TV-chef-James-Martins-stepmother-wins-damages-over-ugliest-woman-ever-met-jibe.html

"Martin used to wear a red bandanna when he was cooking, to make up for a complete lack of personality"

Word has it he now carries it in his back left pocket.

I hope the next time he's on TV he has a runny fart and needs stand with his legs wide open. Only to feel it dribbling down his thighs.

Eww.

I hope he accidently glues his fingers together whilst making a model aeroplane and has to spend hours waiting in a cold corridor outside A&E with half a 1:76 scale Spitfire fused to his digits.

I hope he is watching TV when the doorbell goes, and he leaves the room to answer it, only to realise it was actually the doorbell on the TV programme

I hope that he goes to the supermarket to buy some kitchen towels, only to return home and find that he actually brought toilet roll.

This happened to me last week
sob sob :(

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I really hope this picture comes up in Google™

By the way if you're not sure who this is. It's James Martin (chef)
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/green-living-blog/2009/sep/15/james-martin-cyclists
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive/article-1211917/JAMES-MARTIN-The-Tesla-Roadster-electric-supercar-thats-fast-Ferrari.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/6190414/James-Martin-in-Twitter-row-with-Bradley-Wiggins-over-cyclist-jibe.html
http://www.jamesmartinchef.co.uk