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@hael
I hope he reads this storms out his house and slams his door to hear a dull thud, thinking he has knocked his portrait off the wall with the force at which he slammed the door he runs back opening the door finding that he can open it all the way as it was his elderly mother who had just fallen down the stairs, he shouts "mum" "muuuuuuuuuum" and forces the door open which breaks her neck, he steps in slips on her piss falls over bangs his funny bone cant laugh as he just remembered he forgot to plug in his car last night leaving it with that red line through the battery icon and has to get the bus.