Daily Mail in cycling shocker!

Did someone mention that James Martin is a cunt?

it's a bit overused isn't it? may I suggested cuntflap?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1068195/Why-did-I-split-Barbara-Broccoli-She-tried-buy-180-000-Aston-Martin-TV-chef-James-Martin.html

Can anyone take anything seriously from such a creature? Is there a more inflated yet emptier nob than James's? Revolting!

what about "james martin is a codswallop"?

I hope he goes out for a fish and chip lunch only to discover the previous occupant of the table has mischievously unscrewed the salt pot lid.

I hope when he dies and is reincarnated he comes back as a millipede with gout!

Major or minor labia?

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Thank you for your e-mail.

James Martin’s comments published in the Daily Mail newspaper are his own and do not represent the views of the BBC.

James Martin appears on the BBC from time to time in his capacity as a chef and does not comment on motoring or cycling issues, therefore his views in this area have no relevance to his work for us.

That being the case, any unhappiness with Mr Martin’s comments must be addressed not to the BBC but to Associated Newspapers Ltd, publishers of the Daily Mail:

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I hope Keith Allen makes a documentary about him.......

Perhaps his stupid white scarf will get caught in the wheel of a passing cyclist as he drives ostentatiously in a vulgar car with an overdressed botoxed girlfriend by his side, nibbling on canapes. .

Look! Superprecise and Multigrooves are friends with the fucker!

Burn them too!

I hope when he dies and is reincarnated he comes back as a millipede with gout!

+1 million

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/green-living-blog/2009/sep/15/james-martin-cyclists

Look! Superprecise and Multigrooves are friends with the fucker!

Burn them too!

Very good. Goes on the look a likes thread though

I hope that he uses icing sugar instead of caster sugar next time he's making a cake.

C....flap is ok as well Ed.

I hope that next time he leaves the kitchen, he gets half way home before realizing he might not have turned the cooker off. Concerned about the un-econess of unneccesary gas usage, he drives back, only to find that he has indeed turned the cooker off.

I hope an aging relative gives him a copy of Ivanhoe for Christmas and gets him exactly the same present the following year

I hope that he apologies, and admitts to constructing the whole event, as a poor attempt at humor, in the style of his car reviewing hero Jeremy Clarkson.

Sorry bit serious there^

I also hope that he pops to the little mens room during 'Saturday morning Felchin' and neglects to shake his little man adequatly. Forcing him to spend the rest of the shoot, worrying that the wet spot will soke through his trousers.

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Thank you for your e-mail.

James Martin’s comments published in the Daily Mail newspaper are his own and do not represent the views of the BBC.

James Martin appears on the BBC from time to time in his capacity as a chef and does not comment on motoring or cycling issues, therefore his views in this area have no relevance to his work for us.

That being the case, any unhappiness with Mr Martin’s comments must be addressed not to the BBC but to Associated Newspapers Ltd, publishers of the Daily Mail:

Write: Associated Newspapers Ltd, Northcliffe House
2 Derry Street, London, W8 5TT
Tel: 020 7938 6000
Email: editorial@dailymailonline.co.uk

Thanks again for taking the time to contact us.

Regards

BBC Complaints

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I love the fact that they save you the time searching for the right place to complain.

I hope I encounter him on the way to work one morning pulling out of a side road in front of me in one of his tasteless expensive cars

I hope that he apologies, and admitts to constructing the whole event, as a poor attempt at humor, in the style of his car reviewing hero Jeremy Clarkson.

Sorry bit serious there^

I also hope that he pops to the little mens room during 'Saturday morning Felchin' and neglects to shake his little man adequatly. Forcing him to spend the rest of the shoot, worrying that the wet spot will soke through his trousers.

ha! now you are reposting your 'i hope's

Who on here is nyanza on the Guardian.com and posted the link to this thread on there?

I hope that he has a dream that he is back in school and forgets to put on his trousers, causing him to wake up feeling slightly embarressed.

I hope he hears the phone ring in another room, and then runs to grab it but misses it by a second, then when he calls back the other line is frustratingly engaged.

....then he falls down the stairs and fractures his collarbone

I hope that the next Saturday Felchin they get Harriet Harman and John Snow as his guests.