Daily Mail in cycling shocker!

I hope he gets a painful kidney stone.

I hope he gets a painful kidney stone.

^^Man, that's harsh.

I hope he misses an episode of his favourite soap opera and has trouble understanding the plot.

I hope he leaves a pan of Heinz Cream of Tomato soup on the hob too long, causing it to boil and thus impairing the flavour

http://watchwithmothers.net/2007/04/23/sweet-baby-james/

It seems that others have a similar opinion of James Martin and not just cos he is a cunt to cyclists... check the comments below the blog...

"food is not sexy, and food is not art. I plan to eat it and shit it, not fuck it or frame it"

amazing

I hope he leaves half a cucumber in his fridge for too long and it turns to mush when he picks it up

I hope he eats a chocolate finger thinking it was milk, and is disappointed to discover that it is in fact dark chocolate.

I hope he gets many painful kidney stones and the NHS* feeds them back to him as peas.

(* although being a Daily Fail writer he'd go BUPA, can't mix with the proles)

I hope he wakes up one Saturday morning with a slight loss of hearing in one ear, then while on set his hearing returns, with a slight loss of balance, without thinking he steadies himself by placing his right hand onto an electric hob ring on full power.

"food is not sexy, and food is not art. I plan to eat it and shit it, not fuck it or frame it"

amazing

I liked this comment:

piqued

                        Posted April 23, 2007 at 10:00 am | [Permalink](http://watchwithmothers.net/2007/04/23/sweet-baby-james/#comment-419)
                        Just saying he’s a nice bloke. TAKE A FUCKING CHILL PILL YEAH

I hope my request gets accepted for the opportunity to join James Martin and guests live on the show, so i can tell him what i really think of him...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/tv/features/saturdaykitchen/chefstable.shtml

(But i might fail to " comply with any directions given to them by the programme in regard to conformity of legal or compliance issues")

I hope he gets a pube caught in between his leg and his pants, and painfully yanks it out while climbing some stairs

I hope he knows what agoraphobia is

I hope he plays buckaroo and the spring loaded donkey flings a plastic rifle into his eye.

I hope his egg timer runs on for 5 minutes when he really wanted it soft boiled.

All the 'God, I hate those cyclists.' stuff is still there.

Fine. He can hate cyclists. But running them off the road is entirely different.

I hate mustard, but you don't see me trying to kill members of the Coleman's family do you?

...
I hate mustard, but you don't see me trying to kill members of the Coleman's family do you?

Why not?

I hate mustard, but you don't see me trying to kill members of the Coleman's family do you?
I hate frozen Yorkshire puddings, and am currently parked outside Aunt Bessies house in a van with tinted windows with a sniper rifle.Then it's on to Mr Kipling.

Fine. He can hate cyclists.

Cyclists???

I thought this was a anti Spiderman thing......
cyclists are asshats....

....no *you're *a cnut

I hope he is so intrigued by the pro cycling response to his article that he decides to give cycling a try, being a cunt though I hope he tries to steal a bike only to find that somebody has smeared their faeces over it in a cunning anti theft manoeuvre...

Then it's on to Mr Kipling.

NOOOOOOO! not the exceedingly good cakes!

(frozen yorkshire puds are shite though, so be my guest and 'rubb her out')

i hope that when he tries to do something inane, something mildly annoying happens.

are we over this yet?

My ire will not be sated for another 18 hours and 24 minutes.

Unless someone initiates another thread that is good for some spree posting.

I hope that while hes killing time, with some mildly amusing, puerile posting. The automatic update shows someones put a damper on things....

i hope that when he tries to do something inane, something mildly annoying happens.

are we over this yet?

ha. nice.