Daily Mail in cycling shocker!

The man has a projection (what he says), wether you like him or not, that should be of some deliberation. He writes for a quite (although shite) vast way of media... he has responsabilities.... you and i don't. this is our only way of demonstration. That said, unless he apologise, i doubt he'll be able to drive around london without being cursed at.

I hope he finds himself increasingly subject to a creeping sense of his own mortality and a slow recognition that the only absolute knowledge attainable by man is that life is meaningless.

Becomes a mature student you mean? (add smiley as appropriate).

The man has a projection (what he says), wether you like him or not, that should be of some deliberation. He writes for a quite (although shite) vast way of media... he has responsabilities.... you and i don't. this is our only way of demonstration. That said, unless he apologise, i doubt he'll be able to drive around london without being cursed at.

I think he will be getting a lot more knocks on the window of his car. If he thought it was bad before....

MacIntyre did a programme many years ago in which he sought to infiltrate a Chelsea hooligan firm. Last year, about ten years after the programme he was very badly assaulted in a restaurant while he ate with his wife.

That was a totally unacceptable assault. However bad his programme was, no one deserves such treatment.

Martin may feel safe from physical assault. We herbal tea drinkers don't go in for that. Not like him. He may feel, however, that whenever he is out he faces the prospect of someone telling him what they think of him. That cannot be very pleasant.

As I said, he should apologise very quickly. Even that little shit Parris managed a begrudging apology.

Just to be clear I wasn't advocating violence. More a rap on the window and mouthing something like:

'I hope your pancake mixture curdles...
you cunt'

I must say I would laugh if he used salt instead of sugar. Is that cruel?

Didn't Parris only manage to apologise that his 'joke' wasn't understood by humorless cyclists?

I can't remember the exact wording, but I recall reading it and thinking it wasn't much of an apology at all

I must say I would laugh if he used salt instead of sugar. Is that cruel?

I hope he uses salt instead of sugar in his next pavlova ...

err ... my Mum did that once.

I hope he uses salt instead of sugar in his next pavlova ...

err ... my Mum did that once.

My mum used washing up liquid instead of cooking oil. Mums eh?

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/matthew_parris/article3123486.ece

"I offended many with my Christmas attack on cyclists. It was meant humorously but so many cyclists have taken it seriously that I plainly misjudged. I am sorry."

Am I being an idiot or has the comments section on that article gone?

How amusing would it be if he advocated injuring religious or ethnic minorities or people with whom he had a political difference?

Fuck yeah! Imagine if he said he ran a mormon horse drawn carriage off the road!!! I'd laugh my arse off.

And to be fair, its about as plausible as the lies he's peddling in this article.

pedalling! woo!

I hope he finds a 1000 spoons when all he wants is a knife. That would be ironic.

I hope he finds a 1000 spoons when all he wants is a knife. That would be ironic.

Or just merely unfortunate?

or unforktunate ...

UTFS. This has been covered before.

I hope he finds a 1000 spoons when all he wants is a knife. That would be ironic.

If they were made of iron they might go rusty in the washing up. Stainless steel cutlery ftw

I hope his drawer in the kitchen have tools instead of cultery.

I hear he likes to play a little dress-up at weekends...

wish I could use photoshop.. ....

i hope they locate the nuclear power station / nuclear waste dump (needed to power his stupid car) right next to his house and then his house value will drop cos nobody will want to live there for fear of getting nuked.

have i gone too far ?

i hope they locate the nuclear power station / nuclear waste dump (needed to power his stupid car) right next his house and then his house value will drop cos nobody will want to live there for fear of getting nuked.

have i gone too far ?

i would say so considering that most uk electricity is produced by gas.

granted there are large problems with nuclear, but you can't really blanketly decide it sucks, especially as it a tiny step in the right direction.

i would say so considering that most uk electricity is produced by gas.

granted there are large problems with nuclear, but you can't really blanketly decide it sucks, especially as it a tiny step in the right direction.

but i heard the gas is running out....

I hear he likes to play a little dress-up at weekends...

wish I could use photoshop.. ....

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I fully expect a 'po-faced dullard' or other such pseudo-literate comment from Platini...

Thanks for that...