Daily Mail in cycling shocker!

i hope they publish some of the artwork so well developed by the forumengers

he he!

Odd thing is if you substituted "Pregnant mothers" for cyclists it's the kind of story the Mail would crucify him for.

Or War Veterans, etc.

Paging Tynan, Tynan to the thread please.

or diana.

i realise after i post there no way he could frighten diana off the road

still probably get riled up.

he'll might have to stay a bit more now in the countryside, where birds tweet, horses roam and pigs grunt.

I hope somebody gets him a 'pukes on cook' tee for his birthday

I bet he's having a really shit day... :)

i don't know if it been mentioned, but if not, he say he pay road tax.

for that alone, WAC.

James Martin, he is a chef that owns some cockroach infested deli and is on TV a bit.

In some places he's also known as a tool.

Let's get some linkback action. Google's ranking seems to like refbacks and linkbacks.

I wish i knew what this^ meant, it sounds lovely.

He was bullied as a child.....explains alot!

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His management are getting really tired of being called for comment

go on give it a go!

But whenever I drive to London, dutifully paying my £8 for the privilege (on top of my road tax, petrol tax, parking and all the other rip-o­ffs), without fail a pensioner will rap on my window and make some holier-than-thou comment, before rolling off along the pavement where he knows I can't get him.

God, I hate those pensioners. Every last sweet milky tea-drinking, Harriet Harman-voting one of them. That's one of the reasons I live in the countryside, where birds tweet, horses roam, pigs grunt and old people on mobility scooters are miles away. But recently, there's been a disturbing development.

Each Saturday, a patient transport ambulance appears at the bottom of my road, with mobility scooters, wheelchairs and the pensioners to use them. Out they come, doddering old fools in their beige outfits, colostomy bags and stupid plastic shoes, who then roll very slowly around our glorious countryside, age and frailty alarmingly apparent. Do they enjoy it? They never smile. I'm sure they just come here to wind me up.

But I don't care about any of that, and here's why. Twenty minutes into my test drive I pulled round a leafy bend, enjoying the birdsong - and spotted those damned pensioners. Knowing they wouldn't hear me coming, I stepped on the gas, waited until the split second before I overtook them, then gave them an almighty blast on the horn at the exact same time I passed them at speed.
The look of sheer terror as they tottered into the hedge was the best thing I've ever seen in my rear-view mirror. I think this could be the car for me.

what a cunt

I wonder if we can use fgss indexing magic to get james_martin.jpg with the word cunt on it into google images

Maybe we need some more?

Lets face it, there will always be limp dicked, brainless, arrogent, arse wipes wasting oxygen on this fair planet. We can't possibly eradicate them all. So sometimes we just have to put up with their puss brained, bile ridden rantings.
We should satisfy ourselves with the knowledge that a cnut of this proportion probably doesn't know that everyone and his brother is dicking his wife behind his back and laughing at his lame attempt at fame and fortune while he tries to convince himself of his failed masculinity

He was bullied as a child.....explains alot!

Pre-emptive Karma FTW

My entry on James Martin's Blog:

QUOTE "BODIL Monday, September 14, 2009
I see that the group of cyclists James wrote about has had a meeting and decided to show off their total lack of humour. They have succeeded. And proven that they are not particulary nice and friendly people, I'm not sure James wasn't rigt in his article. After having read all these posts I sure would like to see them in the hedges .......I'm sure the PCC won't spend a lot of time on this LOL." UNQUOTE

I was knocked off my bicycle by a motorist on Friday. How I laughed. If you think that it is amusing to have lawful road users knocked to the ground by negligent or willful motorists, you probably enjoy rape, murder, assault and James Martin.

can we find out where he lives? i assume it's probably quite good cycling near there - coudl be a fun forum ride....

(if this reporst sorry didn't read 8pages previously).

time for a list!

1 James "Texas" Martin
2 James "Sainsburys Ed" Martin

maybe we can get some faty suits and martin masks?

Just outside Winchester on the way to Micheldever I think- near a very nice pub as it happens.

I'd been thinking about going for a ride around there- plus the train takes an hour to get back to London afterward.

we could all wear james martin masks with cunt written on the forehead.

We could take in a stop at his Bistro in Winchester also (if he still owns it, I have not checked).

can u please link us to his blog?