Daily Mail in cycling shocker!

"Fixed gear bicycle riders —“fixies” — pare down bikes to their very essence, often even removing the handlebars"
and
"there's not a tweed cycling cape in sight"
"there's less for London bike thieves to steal"

hmm

Yes, there are some daft comments in the article--but don't forget that the article is on the occasion of the launch of London Fashion Week. I can't remember this happening before. It's good as far as it goes.