Happy slapped by toerags on a moped

I've worked in the "grim" end of Hoxton for nearly 15 years without a single incident. I'm not a "Nathan Barley" on a hipster wagon but even if I were, I don't think that merits being deliberately fucked over by a pair of 16 or 17 year old ragamuffin scrotes. I'm not about to buy a hoodie, get cornrows and wear my jeans falling off my arsecheeks so I can blend in with two cowardly scumbags. For the record there are plenty of decent people in this area who have fuck all money. It comes down to common sense and respect for other people on this planet.

I dare you to cycle round Hoxton wearing your forum name :)