Happy slapped by toerags on a moped

A year ago Matthew Paris advocated using piano wire to decapitate cyclists. Let's not lower ourselves to his standards. Indeed his suggestion may well have led to a considerable increase in the assaults on cyclists.

Although stolen, reporting the number plate to the police could help them track a stolen moped or, and most importantly, would provide evidence of a further assault should the criminals be apprehended for another offence and thus allow them to be dealt with more harshly.

Exactly, Clive. Well said.
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