Don't Steal Bikes Bro!

Its the advert for sex toy in a paper, get them to send the cheque to "Balki Toys Inc" leave it a few months and send them a note back saying due to lack of supply you are out of stock. please accept a refund.. a cheque from "dirty gay sex toys" - how many people will bank that cheque???

I'd fucken bank it in a heartbeat, Slimey Slut. You're not keeping my buzz-money.