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@!Nhattattack!
Allow me.
I'm sorry, but I am German and have had too many different substances to control myself anymore. This is why I had to leave my native people, they were too together and humourless for my free spirit.
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I never would have asked the young lass for her number, but I felt that my peers (IE you) would think better of me if I managed this feat.
I would have instead fawned over the lovely Nhatt, but she is a cold hearted wench and seems to be over anamoured as it is. If she changes her mind, however, my heart would be well gladdened.
But I digress, I was speaking of the serving lass.
She really is a lovely lady, and although I am a taken gentleman, I was so overcome with her comelyness and the timing seemed just so, and I asked if I could perhaps call on her. And, by jove, she agreed! Perhaps it was ill advised, but, as you know, this is London, and you must never expect things to go the way here that they would in other places. Places like Germany, for example.
You know how it is, good chap.