vinylpimp are you there?

I transfered some dough to the vinylpimp for some grips 7 days ago, since I've heard nothing and recieved NOTHING, confusedDOTcom!!!

are you there vinylpimp???

He doesn't do business with people who quote TV adverts without irony

Postal strike???

There's surely a better method for dealing with this BTW, ring him perhaps...

Postal strike???

There's surely a better method for dealing with this BTW, ring him perhaps...

*checking if i have phone number

Worst comes to worst, I can go knock on his door. Only lives downstairs...

confusedDOTcom!!!

please die.

postal strike - all the post is fucked.

SCRAP ALL THIS!

They just landed on my desk, freaky

And what lesson have we learned kids?

Royal Mail are shit?

LFGSS solves everything

Ask and you shall receive?

well I for one found it gripping.

Phew!

And what lesson have we learned kids?

Always wait 10 minutes before sending an email you may regret?

don't bloody moan

Royal Mail are shit?

Yes, expect it to be their fault.

LFGSS solves everything

Every single time.

Ask and you shall receive?

Go away bible basher or I'll set tynan on you.

Phew!

No. Wrong lesson.

well I for one found it gripping.

You've exhausted all opportunity for punning in one fell swoop.

you just need to get a handle on the situation.

well I for one found it gripping.

You've exhausted all opportunity for punning in one fell swoop.

Ouryou sure about that?

And what lesson have we learned kids?

Don't put your cock in a mousetrap, it'll fucking sting.

And what lesson have we learned kids?

Postmen work late round his neck of the woods

Television rots your brain

^ Vinylpimp's a real champ, OP should never have doubted him

Must

think

of

a

pun . . . .