Sticker slogans

Im very keen on stickering as a good non-violent way to show car- drivers what for,
in situations such as:- shite parking, phone use and asl blocking.
Looking for slogans for a print run along the lines of
"join the queue-loser"
"im not drunk im on the phone"
serious suggestions welcomed.

How's my driving? Call 0800 FUCKING SHIT

My other car is driven badly too

today i almost killed a cyclist and all i got was this lowsy sticker

(For Range Rovers/BMW's etc) FUCK THE POOR

"I'm a subversive sticker and this is my fixie"

"I obsess over colour-coordination so get out my way!"

"Anti-porn"

"[Swear word]"

"In a twist of irony I distract drivers from the road"

"One less gram of vinyl"

"Which way to Brick Lane?"

"Lethargic anti-motorist protest"

(For Range Rovers/BMW's etc) FUCK THE POOR

more like "I paid for this by dealing drugs"

"My other bike hit a Lambourghini"

@BLUEQUINN^^yeah only issue is sticking that on one in Peckham could very realistically result in devastating consequences..........
more useful in the endless congestion around any urban centre in the U.K

"Designed by scientists
Built by robots
Driven by a cunt"

I find these do the job

Im very keen on stickering as a good non-violent way to show car- drivers what for,
in situations such as:- shite parking, **phone use **and asl blocking.

The paper industry wouldn't be able to meet the demand.

I think I missed the point entirely upthread ^ oops.

"I'm a subversive sticker and this is my fixie"

"I obsess over colour-coordination so get out my way!"

"Anti-porn"

"[Swear word]"

"In a twist of irony I distract drivers from the road"

"One less gram of vinyl"

"Which way to Brick Lane?"

"Lethargic anti-motorist protest"

Brilliant

I thought the "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" ones that Tynan said he would make (about a year ago?) would be good for this.

It's the mini-cab logo with the Manhatten project quote.

"Designed by scientists
Built by robots
Driven by a cunt"

love that ^
@ Dammit -Didnt Oppenheimer say that "I am become death..." ting, and he was quoting the 'Gita when Krishna spoke to Arjuna?

I think I missed the point entirely upthread ^ oops.

made me giggle.

If you can read this I drive like a cunt
I have a valid driving licence. In Samoa.

It's your fault I chose the wrong mode of transport.

"[blank white box] my arse!"
"Sorry mate, the food is on early today!"
"Oi, eyes on the road you!"
"Excuse me, i was raised non-coercively!"

ah and:
"... your mum!"

today i almost killed a cyclist and all i got was this lowsy sticker

good one

'lousy' ;)

love that ^
@ Dammit -Didnt Oppenheimer say that "I am become death..." ting, and he was quoting the 'Gita when Krishna spoke to Arjuna?

Yep.

Physically handicapped drivers park in disabled bays
Mentally handicapped drivers park in cycle lanes

I want a sticker for my car:
"My other car is a bicycle"

you can engrave it with your keys ;)