Stepper - 'cause even your granny's got a fixie... WAC

Indeed, look at Segway.

I rest my case.

edit; actually having thought about it, it's somewhat better than a segway since you're getting some kind of exercise, somewhat better.

Hahaha (drum roll) mall cops to the rescue,I remeber before this piece of crap came out it had the code name "ginger" I think and they built so much hype round it, they literally marketed it as the most revolutionary thing since the wheel was invented. WAC