Brakeless

Cunts on shit bikes undertaking are a massive pain in the testicles.
I had a big ol ride the other weak, and nearly got killed twice by two people trying to undertake on the inside. One got such a mouthful of extremities that he just stared at me in disbelief.

+1

I keep getting undertaken by people on mountain bikes wearing gas masks with fluro vests. Its so fucking dangerous, I shouldn't have to check my left. One did it to me in heavy traffic and was so close I nearly lost my balance trying to avoid him. I abused him a bit, then he started trying to run me off the road by pulling up beside me and riding towards me. I just stood my ground until he gave up.