Bastard File

you need to speak to a Farrier, they usually have many bastard files that are 2-3
feet long and fit the bill perfectly.

I spoke to a farrier. He shooed me away.

Luke, I am your farrier.

You are however a bastardfile.

You can borrow any garden variety metal file from BC, as long as you use it outside.

And bring beer.

Great - thanks Nhatt.

The rate I'm going I'll need at least one of those big heineken kegs.

Ha! No really, we have allot of metal files and we are happy to loan them out.

I spoke to a farrier. He shooed me away.

...forging ahead with the puns...

...forging ahead with the puns...

Is that the new album from Anvil Lavigne?

Hmmm - I smelt these replies coming.

I spoke to a farrier. He shooed me away.

groan

i'm watching TV tonight. First time in months. It's well good.

Turn it on before posting on here.

groan

Turn it on before posting on here.

Brand me an idiot but I don't get it?

I thought this thread was going to be a sort of compendium of twats, a 'Bastard File'.

Thanks all - advice was right. A 2nd cut was the perfect tool for the job.

Good work chaps - p.s if anyone needs to borrow a 2nd cut flat file - p.m. me.