Self-Protection Products in the UK while Cycling

I've read threads like that on bikeforums as well, people saying the like to ride with a gun in their jersey pocket so people don't mess with them. Such a cultural difference. Land of the paranoid.

Tommy fancy joining me in my new commercial venture.

I'm thinking kevlar cycle vests, with the traditional three pockets on the back, and in a range of velo-esque colours. Maybe Giro de italia pink.

Could do the pocket slogon thing too.

Armed - and - jumpy