GT85 in London

I am going to set up a service called Internet Mum

Anyone who is too useless to find things out for themselves, or needs advice on mindless basics or needs people to support them in their aesthetic choices (yes Timmy, a pink Arrospok would be most arractive but do you think its just a temporary fashion).

Internet Mum can also be hired for public events to ensure that you don't have to tidy up after yourself.

UTFIM

(Use the Fucking Internet Mum)