Scary screaming cycling lady (the London Banshee)

I think there may be 2 AFL dudes... there is one I see cycling on Battersea Rise, hot pants etc but like an Old School helmet, like some 'Remember the Titans' reject

There MUST be a law of quantum shit or something that says the two are destined for a head-on.

If not, then it's our duty to make it happen - can we herd them?