How many bikes is it right to own?

1; a 'custom made' road/bmx/time trial bike for the olympics (still being built)
2; a 'clown bike' for my role as the comedy 'baddie' in the next James Bond film (still being built)
3; a 'space bike' for when I lead the first manned mission to mars (it's hush hush) (still being built)
4; a new 'sexy bike' which I will let glossy girls sit on and have their photograph taken so they can be perved over by bearded losers (still being built)
5; an 'alchemy-Canute' bike which is being made of base metal but which will turn in to gold when I sit on it (still being built)
6; a 'Popecycle' because the Vatican has asked me to be the next Pope (still being built)
7; a 'Spacehopper' which Mummy bought me. It's not really a bicycle but I like bouncing up and down on it in our drive before Mummy calls me in for dinner. Hope it's egg and chips (still being fried).

You're wasted here Will.