Anyone know any good dating agencies?

It gets better: The whole date involved sitting in a pub watching England have their arses whipped in some football international (which I didn't mind, I'm a simple (not stupid) person and football is fine).... THEN I wouldn't put out, hence I got left in the kebab shop and I had to catch the bus home with enough falaffel to feed all of Brixton.
He emailed the next day saying 'sorry I acted like a toss pot last night can I buy you dinner?'
That is obviously what you call an english gentleman?

i'm pretty disgusted he didn't sort you out with a decent grilled lamb number, i'd have taken the football, and come ones and being left but to be sold out with Falaffel.. man i'd hunt him down for that!