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@kattiep
I went on a few gumtree dates a couple of years ago.... no luck as such but I'll summarise some of 'em and you can make your own judgements as to whether its worth your time.
1) I got left in a kebab shop; 2) asked if I'd go home with said date 'not for sex but so he could smell me' (he meant my neck, but it was still weird AND it was his first week off hard drugs); 3) I got a contact if I ever needed/wanted a firearm or a passport; 4) I got my hand set on fire cause the twit knocked a lit shot of sambucca onto my hand; 5) I got a really good mate out of it whom now subsequently dates one of my mates.... So I reckon it was worth it - not for me, but for them... they're blissfully happy now.
Oh I also reckon I got enough material to write a pretty funny book....