Anyone know any good dating agencies?

you still chowed...

you still chewed...

True, show 'em all the scars.

so that wasn't salad cream in that sandwich that richie gave me then…

but life isnt perfect is it? id love to say i met Billy in some terribly romantic, caught my eye across the room, kind of situation, but if i waited around for that to happen id be waiting a LONG fucking time. why not speed up the process?

ive met loads of people off dating sites, and actually its alot of fun, i just like meeting people whether i like them or not, going for a pint or a coffee with someone you've never met is actually really interesting :) im no social misfit, and meet plenty of people in the 'conventional' sense as well, i just generally dont want to sleep with them ;)

i'm still intrigued as to what eccentricities you need in a man.. is it a tweed thing?

i met my mrs on face ache, liked her pic, she liked mine, chatted for a few months, went out for a drink, got spango'd, married 2 years later

I thought facebook was for people who'd* already *met?

i'm still intrigued as to what eccentricities you need in a man

"Likes bumming" possibly?

I thought facebook was for people who'd* already *met?

i was "cruising"

"Likes bumming" possibly?

no, 'likes bumming' is a persuasion, "eccentric men" is a preference.

but then i find myself mostly allergic to the gay 'scene' as such, and have....erm....eccentric taste in men so to speak,

Don't fall for it.

A cheese sandwich is Richie putting his cock between 2 bits of bread and saying seductively 'chow down'

Surley there's some twisted variation to puking on Ritchie's icle member?

i was "cruising"

bloody hell. lucky you didn't get arrested

True, show 'em all the scars.

so you still texting him then?

Festus, how about becoming a driving instructor?

You get to spend hours in close proximity to girls who are guaranteed to be over 16

Only licensed to ryde.

The legal age for driving is 17

Become a catholic priest or scout leader if you prefer working outdoors.

The legal age for driving is 17

which is over 16.

It's also over 5

the legal age in Britain for shagging is 16. blimey I thought everyone knew that.

Very few people are married at 16, so in all likelihood people are not having sex at that age.

this thread got yuks

yes that is correct. teenagers would never break such a law.

this thread got yuks

Exactly... sex is dirty

..."if it's done properly"

I actually just made my own skin crawl...

When cherry's are red, they're ready for pluckin
When girls are 16, they're ready for....