West Beers : Every Thursday @ The Lamb Brewery, W4 4PH

How about this for an idea:

Newbie Olympics - Fuck the death TT!

Newcomers to West Beers are made to perform a number of cycling events that will ultimately result in them falling off their bikes to others amusement. If deemed successful by the mass of oldies a place will be granted at the head-table of Westville and Olympians welcomed back the following week. I suggest we use this West Beers to discuss events and trial some of them before lighting the Olympic torch. I will of course volunteer mine and Ritchie's event trialling services.

*At start of event all Olympians must be absolutely wankered, Object style.
I was reading this thinking shit, wish I was a new guy.

Having completed reading it I can't think of any way to object to using my name.
Let's all get as wrecked as me!