Bike Isolation

Solution: Never go abroad.

Besides, going to foreign-land is rubbish. The people can't speak proper English, the food is rubbish (you can't get egg and chips anywhere) and the toilets are completely crap.

Remember this: Johnny Foreigner lives across the water... And he's up to no good. Just stick to what you know my son and you won't go wrong.

That's great advice man. Ever thought of dabbling in life coaching? I am feeling such an urge to get back to all my real brothers. Many thanks again. Viva Churchill... forever, or even longer, if you think it helps...