Besides, going to foreign-land is rubbish. The people can't speak proper English, the food is rubbish (you can't get egg and chips anywhere) and the toilets are completely crap.
Remember this: Johnny Foreigner lives across the water... And he's up to no good. Just stick to what you know my son and you won't go wrong.
Solution: Never go abroad.
Besides, going to foreign-land is rubbish. The people can't speak proper English, the food is rubbish (you can't get egg and chips anywhere) and the toilets are completely crap.
Remember this: Johnny Foreigner lives across the water... And he's up to no good. Just stick to what you know my son and you won't go wrong.