Names and faces to bikes

But if you're 5'5 and you have short enough legs that you need a 50cm (I'm one inch taller and comfortably ride a 54, fr'instance), then your torso is presumably going to be pretty long, no? They can't both be short.

Thought this was gunna be a "I told you so" post :P

I think I really need to measure myself. :/