Anyone on two wheels is a friend

Who the fuck advises them on cycling procurement ? Why the fuck do our police ride on London's roads with 2.4 inch MTB tyres ? It must be a fucking nightmare to ride one of those bikes dressed like a storm trooper.

the original police bicycle;

In fact, other countries still use the old bicycle, such as Belgium for instance;

it look shit, but it's functional and defintely not off-putting to ride, or Milan with their slighty newer police bicycle;

Look at the officier in the background of the green/white police bicycle, he doesn't need to wear fucking layer of cycling clothes just so he can ride a bike!