Why Are Aussies So Hated?

Have fun mate. Good place this.

Y Drinking is scarecly on the agenda

I don't own a footy jumper, I don't wanna talk cricket, I'm not out to "pull"

Peace

Wheres your fucking sense of national pride???

Get pissed, talk cricket, conquer their women! Just do it nicely.

Didnt mean to come out guns a blazing.

gets cock out, sings national anthem

gets cock out, hums national anthem

fixed

I like footy, just not those who play it, cricket drags for me a little bit and I have a beautiful example of an Australian girl waiting for me at home; also i'm a bartender, and have drank myself into oblivion in the past, now it all seem like a bit of nonsense to me really; I'm happy just acting right and riding my bike...

I think, in this forum, we've found our answer- Australians are hated over here because of how they act as tourists- this (in some cases) in turn is a reaction to how the British act as tourists which is a reaction to how they're treated as tourists due to our long standing sporting rivalries, which, in many people's eyes, is all we have going for us. I think, in the full finality of it all, if both nations stopped acting like such cocks on eachother's shores and realised we're more the same than different we'd all get along better...

But as if that's going to happen, coz those damn poms can't get over the fact we're better than them =P

gets cock out again, takes sip of beer

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25989795-421,00.html

Racist

Its a sorry state of affairs.

i agree with the UN. the whole situation is a disgrace!

the government should stop paying middle-class fuckwits like me to buy houses and push out kids (we'll do it anyway without being paid), and start throwing money at improving medical services, building housing and providing education to people that need them.

sips latte

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,,25984416-661,00.html

fuck me.
this is terrible.

A little Shoe Polish perhaps?

http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2009/08/29/80041_ntnews.html

Talking cat.

don't all flatter yourselves, you let go of the ashes last week, you losers.. that makes you a fourth rate cricket team and you sold all your natural resources to china and you have no real identity anymore that's why you're all here right??... what you need to do is become a republic quick and regain some pride..

downs a bottle of boddingtons

You're the one that's linking a cricket match with national pride.

Most of us are here to get closer to nice countries whilst taking your money.

steals bottle of Boddingtons

i will take that as a compliment hippy.. and happy for you to pay taxes, assuming you are working legally in the uk..

reunion with bottle of boddingtons (hoping you haven't gob in it)

Legally? You keep reminding us about our convict heritage.. you really think we'd be here working legally? What is this "tax" of which you speak?

You have better beer here.. that's the real reason I'm still here.

i would love another republic referendum.

i voted yes last time, but that bastard howard stitched us up.

Same here. I blame the oldies.

if you want great ale, go to masham, north yorkshire.. then ride the dales the next day with a killer hangover.. seriously though..

republic ftw.. uk / commonwealth is holding you back.. this is the 21st not the 19th century.. someone needs to give your politicians a kick up the backside.. in fact all uk citizens should vote on this and independence for scotland and wales FFS..

What's special about Masham?

black sheep brewery.. finest ale in the UK and i am a southern cunt too..

the thing is most aussies are pro-republic, but in the last referendum we were forced to vote on a specific model of republic, which ended up splitting the republican movement into "those who want this sort of republic" and "those who want a republic but not THIS sort of republic". sneaky.

any australian under 55 with a brain knows that australia should be a republic. i predict another referendum in the next government term.

i've got a couple of bottles of black sheep in my fridge right now.

Black Sheep..

ahh I'm sure I've had this ages ago.. but I can't remember if I liked it or not.. the others don't look familiar..
http://www.blacksheepbrewery.com/Beers/BottledBeers/BlackSheepAle.aspx

2005, as a matter of fact. That'll be why I don't remember it.

best drunk locally though.. and a serious bike ride the next day for the full effect.. you know how hard these yorkshire folk can be..