Why Are Aussies So Hated?

Yeeeeh, frum all the beewwwwwwwgggsss mate, snip 'em off, no wuriez, punchin' mad conez til the sun cum up, rip the killer bush buds frum up near the rezzie bro, suckin mad tinnies round the barbie!!!

You sir are making ridiculous generalisations, and seem entirely too interested in our politics.

Rudd, like all politicians, makes gestures to win the people over, but you can't argue with the fact that australia is one of the very few countries not in recession currently.

And your women looooovvvvvvvveeeeee our brozed physiques and beaches...

Well, it's a display of our (well, my) unflappable arrogance- I think way highly of myself, to you poncy Brits my brilliant diction probably does sound "funny" and as for shit in bed, well say what you want but i'd like to think I have a fairly decent list of gleaming references, and every performance I've put in that's been under par (and I'll admit there has been a couple), I've still left without a chink in my armour, gleaming, with the slightly-less-than-lucky lass still left thinking it was a worthwhile experience!

So talking funny, being arrogant (without being a wanker), and being shit in bed (on the odd occasion) can still be pulled off in an endearing light!

Don't bother arguing, because I'm great at that too =D

Does a smug sense of self satisfaction count as a prize?

Sounds like you're under the impression that everyone still loves a larrikin Aussie. I can tell you, those days are long gone. The perception of Australians travelling overseas is poor, and thats with good reason. The reputation has been severely tarnished by drunk fuckwits in footy jumpers climbing national monuments and getting their cocks out in pubs. Feel free to act arrogant and chauvanistic if you see fit, but Im sure that the Australians living in this country would prefer if you didnt do it while flying the flag.

Have fun on your holiday, sunshine. Im sure the Poms will be more than happy to chat cricket.

Love,
Balki from Melbourne.