Checklist for after fall/crash

My process when crashing without someone else to blame is slightly different..

1. Swear
   
2. Throw bike
   
3. Swear
   
4. Retrieve bike
   
5. Check to make sure nothing is broken
   
6. Swear at something different
   
7. If nothing is broken, break something
   
8. Ride it to where you were going (whilst swearing)
   
9. Arrive, wipe away blood, kick bike for good measure
   
   

+1 swearing helps a lot I find.