New to Old street

• lose the helmet
  
• lose the reflective vest (if used)
  
• lose the CatEye lights and reflectors
  
• grow hair longish,
  
• buy some plaid shirts and clothes circa 1950/60 (Joanie / Archie Cunnignham)
  
• Oversized wayfarers
  
• Get some unfeasibly worn out vintage brogues
  
  
  
  
  

Jump the traffic lights outside the Foundry

Then get all upset and defensive when someone on here sees you do it and takes the piss