New to Old street

so i am now in the heartland of lfgss, i just wanna know in terms of bikes what i can do around this area?

To add to Archipelago's suggestions of Akitas and pitbulls here are a few more:

• lose the helmet
  
• lose the reflective vest (if used)
  
• lose the CatEye lights and reflectors
  
• grow hair longish,
  
• buy some plaid shirts and clothes circa 1950/60 (Joanie / Archie Cunnignham)
  
• Oversized wayfarers
  
• Get some unfeasibly worn out vintage brogues
  
• Take a Macbook and sit in either Spreadeagle or the coffee shop in the corner and watch the carnage
  
  

Oh...and void catching the eyes of the real 'locals' who are still recoveing from the shock of it all...

WELCOME!!!!!!!!!