Crap 'Buzzwords'

coffee shops really are the breeding grounds for cretinous misuse of language aren't they. I think it's become where all these apprentice types have their 'little treat' each day.

:(

I sit in a cafe every day and have a treat*

No-one speaks to me though.

*a fruit and nut slice, they call it, but I think it's really just flapjack