Crap 'Buzzwords'

I'll raise you a 'Skinny Cappu' for a low fat cappuccino

Back when Costa introduced their renamed coffee sizes the barista's around the corner from where I worked were near militant with the customers about trying to "rebrand" them. Typical daily conversation.

"How can I serve you" not exactly a good start on their part
"A small black coffee please"
"Is that the Primo or the Medio?"
"I don't know really, I'll just have whichever one is the small one"

• Pointing at cups* "This is the Primo, this is the Medio and this is the Grande"
  "Just give me a black coffee in the smallest cup"
  "Would you like any pastries or a biscotti with that?"
  "Not anymore"