Any ideas...

I've been waaayyyyyy trumped in this thread by a factor of several orders. No major breaks, mostly cracks, few scars here and there, mostly didn't need, or didn't get stitches. That's it. You guys have real injuries.

jemjah... How did you actually DO it?

left turning lorry.... dragged under front wheel for 30yards until it stopped (on me). amazingly i only broke my leg (and grated a cm off my pelvic bones), but have ALOT of scars all down my front...