Usain Bolt... Bloody 'ell!

4? what abput Australia and Canada? and I though Scotland was just another county of England?

Right, let's settle this.

England
Australia
Canada
America (but not the USA*)
Ireland
Scotland
Cornwall
Africa
India

And The Isles of:

*Scilly
*Man
* Viking
* North Utsire
* South Utsire
* Forties
* Cromarty
* Forth
* Tyne
* Dogger
* Fisher
* German Bight
* Humber
* Thames
* Dover
* Wight
* Portland



* Plymouth
* Biscay
* Trafalgar
* FitzRoy (formerly Finisterre)
* Sole
* Lundy
* Fastnet
* Irish Sea
* Shannon
* Rockall
* Malin
* Hebrides
* Bailey
* Fair Isle
* Faeroes
* Southeast Iceland

Are all part of The Commonwealth Empire of Great Britain, London England.

Other parts of the world, such as France, The Congo, Wales and Germany are subject to British rule (they all worship at the church of England and have pictures of His Majesty The Queen** in every household+) Places like Italy, Spain and the Island of Benidorm are owned and run by The Saracens, and are dangerous and brutal third-world no-go areas, your local British Consul can help with information on how to leave these places.

*the bit where Bruce Springsteen lives
**in Wales they have pictures of that "Hannibal Lecter" bloke
+in Wales "households" are often mud huts, or a rudimentary shelter made from grasses