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@TheBrick(Tommy)
My gran used to live in house made of pasties.
It was as shit house. Pasties are shit for making houses, don't do it.
I once killed man with a pasty for 40 yards. I was crowned queen of the village week. The panties chafed.
Did you know pasties are actually a multi faith holly food?
The crimped area represents the crescent of Islam,
the semi circle of central pastry the star of David
and the filling represents the full feeling we get from out Lord and savorier Jesus Christ.