Pies

You lot didn't invent them either, so suck it..

"Historians have recorded that the roots of pie can loosely be traced back to the ancient Egyptians."

"Historians believe that the Greeks actually originated pie pastry"

http://whatscookingamerica.net/History/PieHistory.htm

"loosely" being the key word here

We were making and eating pies while you cunts were still hunting Kangaroos with boomerangs