Po-faced threads fail to deliver - pls Read

I'm having pizza as well, sadly it isn't covered in cunts.

Vagitarian?

Sorry.

Vagitarian?

Sorry.

Nah, I love my meat ;)

Nah, I love my meat ;)

Don't be so po-faced.

Oi - fuck off!!!

[st]No[/st] offence intended.

VB - 10000 word essay donation for BMMF to start a thread, please, thankyou.

That makes no sense to me. I'm having trouble interpreting what people are posting this morning.

Semantic-pragmatic FAIL :(

its just people from west london typing gibberish

The lack of capitalisation, contractive apostrophe, and full stop is not helping either.

We are all cunts.

A sentiment we should all get behind. As that great philosopher Steven Seagal once said, 'we're all puppets in the same sick play'.

fuck off bringmemyplatini

A sentiment we should all get behind. As that great philosopher Steven Seagal once said, 'we're all puppets in the same sick play'.

What would he know? He's just a cook.

fuck off bringmemyplatini

I wasn't actually correcting you, was I. I was observing that those syntacto-orthographic phenomena might help me disambiguate.

someone has found their brain today

... down the back of the sofa.

.... covered in fur and chewing gum..